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       Sean Christmas 2006
   
       Fortune and faith sometimes smiles on the grandparents of the world. I used to believe that the biblical story of the garden of eden was totally misgonist.  I thought it was a totally unfair temptation of a woman trying to gain knowledge and her man points a finger at her when God comes to hold  them accountable for breaking his commandment. 
       Well, that was before my sweetheart and I were blessed to care for a child born last New Years day.  Both of us fell in love with this gem called Jewel, this child of God. Both of us regarded ourselves as professionals in child care.  We had master degrees in raising children.   Some of our own children  call with parenting issues  - one daughter called telling us that her youngest son called 911 complaining he was forced to eat brochelli.  A son  wanted to give his mother lessons in how to change diapers.  We smiled and mused remember all the rambunctious behavior we had endured.  We teased them as they took endless photos of their child's first steps, first day going to school and their first halloween costumes.  Ah yes, we remember it well!  Then a taste of  reality set it.  Four AM feedings, gas from both ends and seeing that new borns are curious about absolutely everything, everywhere, all the time.  Our world now revolved around this helpless wonder. 
       We were amazed at how fast it was that the baby walked - we encouraged and helped this process every day.   Thinking back maybe we should have not been in such a hurry to have her take her first steps.  I was trying to send my first story of her playing with the remote up to my website and wondering why I was suddenly disconnected from the web.  I heard the baby's glee as she was waving the telephone jack and hitting it against the wall of my studio.  She is banished from the studio except to sleep in her crib.   My sweetheart was on the kitchen phone telling her mother about how fast the baby was learning.  A mother bragging to her mother and suddenly the conversation ended.  The baby had managed to open and close the phone connection in the bedroom.  The baby is banished from our bedroom.  Nature called me and it is ackward to have a baby watch a guy doing his business so as I am trying to escort her out and close the toilet bowl lid, she drops a plastic 21 questions ball in the abyss and flushes the toilet bowl.   The toilet bowl overflowth.  She is now banished from the bathroom except to take a bath.   We had child-proofed the kitchen where we all eat.  Well at least we were confident that everything was safe here.  Or so we thought.  The little Jewel doesn't like to eat when she's tired, doesn't like veggies, doesn't like this, doesn't like that.  Since it was near Christmas I bought a pine wreath and made sure I put it well out of her reach.  It hung on the outside of the door.  But the heat dried out some of the seeds and they fell in the kitchen.  You guessed it.  Our darling Jewel acquired a taste for pine seeds.  Now she is banished from the kitchen unless she is strapped into the high chair. 
       Did you notice a common word running through the rooms besides Jewel?  It was the word "banished".  Time to rethink the story of the Garden of Eden.