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by Sean
September 11, 2003 |
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Any day now, I expect to see a homeless person arrested
for making a patch work quilt out of small American flags cast in
trash cans after an anniversary of 911. She welcomed the arrest on
1000 counts of discretion of the flag even though she knew it held
a minimum sentence of 10 years in jail." In her words, "At
least I will get fed and have a decent place to sleep." |
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Any day now, I expect to learn about somebody from the
9 million unemployed that was layed off for over a year actually got
hired back at their old firm at the same pay with retirement benefits.
The spokesmen of the company won "black business person of the
year" with her quote "Our company puts ethics before profit."
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Any day now, I expect an honest lawyer to be disbarred
for posing as a "public menace" to society. |
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Any day now, the National Inquirer will print a non-libelous
true story that scoops the major newspaper chains and wins a journalist
award. |
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Any day now, a National Lawyer, will take three months
to declare that contractors are not subclass citizens and allowed
to participate in social events along with fulltime employees. The
same type of Lawyer will take 5 minutes to fill his briefcase with
cash after deciding to waive the pollution law suites from citizens
poisoned by PCB landfills. |
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Any day now, I expect the Florida governor, Jeb Bush
II, to pardon an anti-abortionist bomber of a clinic with staff and
patients inside, on the grounds of upholding the finest traditions
of Christian fundamentalism. |
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Any day now, I expect to hear that copies of the book
"Arabian Nights" were burned in a good ole' Mississippi
klan bonfire as kindling to a resurrect an old tradition of vamping
on the latest waive of immigrants trying to start a new life free
from oppresssion and tyranny. |
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Any day now, I expect to see a special on "Religion
and Ethics" of Cardinal Law donating the "island paradise"
where accused priestly pedophiles stay, to Presidential Candidate
George Bush III to hold the Republicrat convention. |
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Any day now, I expect a doctor to change the cause of
death from acute alcoholism to economical challenged withdrawal symptoms.
The death certificate was reworded in order to allow the widow to
collect welfare for 6 months to equal the pay drawn by her husband
who was working 4 part-time jobs to feed his family of six kids and
paying a lost court case of child neglect. |
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Any day now, people accused of "random acts of
kindness" will be fired from their jobs for not being "team"
players. |
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Any day now, a religious leader will refuse contributions
from politicians. |
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Any day now, money pilford from pension money, will
be returned to the retired before they die. |
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Any day now, exaggerating one's own importance will
be punishable by 2 years as president of some country where ardent
critics are allowed to speak. |
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Any day now, bottomlines will be linked to remedial
training websites that will have users fill out a 10 page report that
will show they are now proficient in filling out the electronic survey
on the bottomline. |
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Any day now a descendent of Diogenes will be executed
without a pre-trial hearing on the grounds of prolonged repeated acts
of "verbal terrorism." |
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Any day now, a politician will speak without slogans
or empty rhetoric and there will be no need for a five hour commentary
to reinterprete what the politician "really meant." |
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Any day now, a solar power plant will be built on a
former site of a nuclear power plant and gas prices will steadily
drop for six straight months. |
